Chandler Bing’s Best One-Liners

26 May ,2024 Credit: Reuters

"Could I BE any more...?"

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"I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

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"I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable."

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"Could we BE more white trash?"

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"Until I was 25, I thought the only response to 'I love you' was 'Oh, crap.'"

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"You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!"

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"I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!"

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