Teacher asked students that if they have two choices, what will they choose, money or brains. One student said money. Surprisingly teacher said that she would have chosen brains. The smart student replies that we choose what we don’t have.
Teacher: James, you know why you cannot sleep in my class.
James: I know. I can if you can please talk a little slow.
Student: Ma’am, I don’t think I deserve a zero in this test
Teacher: Yes I know, but that’s the lowest I can give you.
Student: Will you punish me for something that I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Student: Then I want to tell you that I did not do my homework.
Today is Teacher’s Day…. It is time to give your wife a rose and wish her on this day because there is no one else who gives you more lectures than her.